After the four presidential debates, I recalled an old article which discusses unhealthy debate. It is not my original idea. I just translated from the Internet. It is a good reflection how to “debate”. We probably could find each tactics used by both candidates.
A-1: This egg tastes really bad.
B-1: How much did the other chicken pay you to bad mouth my egg?
A-2: This egg tastes really bad.
B-2: I love the banana so much. I love the milk so much.
A-3: The egg tastes really bad.
B-3. You can lay a better tasted egg if you are so capable.
A-4: This egg tastes really bad.
B-4: The chicken who laid this egg is a courageous, kind, straight and hard-working chicken.
A-5: This egg tastes really bad.
B-5: Anyway, it is our chicken who laid this egg. Just for this single fact, you should not say it tasted bad.
A-6: This egg tastes really bad.
B-6: The taste has improved a lot comparing three years ago.
A-7: This egg tastes really bad.
B-7: You grew up by eating these eggs. How dare you say it tasted bad?
A-8: This egg tastes really bad.
B-8: What is your horrendous hidden agenda by saying this?
A-9: This egg tastes really bad.
B-9: It is our own chicken who laid this egg. Are you with us?
A-10: This egg tastes really bad.
B-10: The egg next door even tasted worse. Why didn’t you say that?
A-11: This egg tastes really bad.
B-11: Forgot this egg. You should go to eat the egg next door.
A-12: This egg tastes really bad.
B-12: Duck’s egg tastes better. But that is not our situation now.
A-13: This egg tastes really bad.
B-13:Nonsense. Our egg tastes at least five times better than our neighbor’s egg.
A-14: This egg tastes really bad.
B-14: It takes time for chickens to lay better tasted eggs. It is not time now to eat those better tasted eggs.
A-15: This egg tastes really bad.
B-15: Why complaining? If you have the time to complain, go and work hard to earn some money. You get a life.
A-16: This egg tastes really bad.
B-16: Your are a really mean spirit person, even complaining a bad tasted egg.
A-17: This egg tastes really bad.
B-17: There is no absolute tasteful egg. May xxx country (China or Russia) has better eggs. You move there.
A-18: This egg tastes really bad.
B-18: Keep quiet! There are may family conflicts because their neighbor’s egg tastes better such that they keep arguing with each other.
A-19: This egg tastes really bad.
B-19: This is an ill-intention inflammation. I will sue you to death.
A-20: This egg tastes really bad.
B-20: You dare say our egg tasted bad. Who do you support?
A-21: This egg tastes really bad.
B-21: If it is not our government, you will have no eggs to eat, even rotten eggs. You are still nagging all the day.
A-22: This egg tastes really bad.
B-22: Your grandparents ate this. Your parents eat this. How dare you complain it tastes bad?
A-23: This egg tastes really bad.
B-23: Our neighbor’s egg tasted the same. All the eggs in the world tasted similar. There is no egg which tasted good.
A-24: This egg tastes really bad.
B-24: You are egg-phobia. We should love egg.
A-25: This egg tastes really bad.
B-25: Be careful. This guy’s IP is from Russia or China.
A-26: This egg tastes really bad.
B-26: Go away. You are un-American. You are not welcomed here.
Please add any other A-B in the comment section if you like. Thanks.
It is difficult to find the original source. One reference is http://bbs.tianya.cn/post-worldlook-1669351-1.shtml.